There was a farmer who raised watermelons
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a...
View ArticleA farmer droving a huge mob of sheep
A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, “Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I...
View ArticleA farmer gets sent to jail
A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She’s not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: “Dear...
View ArticleAn old farmer went to town to see a movie
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.”"I’m sorry sir.”,...
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